Kirkorov will be forgiven for his “naked party” on one condition: it’s not money

It became known who caught the second sock

Everything was invented before us. Especially in the area of ​​shocking. This is where we are not strong, where we are not strong. We only know how to poke. Like that sock at the end… Yes, yes, in this case the end should be written separately…

And then fresh news arrived: the lead singer of the group “Puppies” Maxim Tesli, who, following the rapper Vacio, put a sock on his penis at a concert, was also arrested. True, I managed to reach the Canadian, ugh, Kazakh border… But it didn’t hurt. And Anthony Kiedis reads this news with his boys from the group Red Hot Chili Pepper – the same ones who were the first to pull their socks in the wrong place – and they are shocked in a way that is not childish: “Was it even possible?” They would sue for plagiarism, but they are afraid: Russia is an unexplored country, now they will get a spot of it, or even within 25 days, like Vacio. “Well, citizens of alcoholics, hooligans, parasites, penis-pullers, who wants to work today? A?!”

By the way, both Vacio and Tesli are doing the right thing by hiding the sock manufacturer. Here you just have to be a sucker so as not to file for infringement of business reputation, moral and material damage. After all, no one in Russia has ever… lowered a sock like this (here, again, it doesn’t make sense: no one raised it).

But to the question of questions that everyone asks each other today: where, exactly, is the second sock? – there is an answer to it. It lies directly on the surface. The second sock was caught by the collective Dobby in the person of Philip Kirkorov, Lolita and even partly Ksenia Sobchak. And now they are all “completely free!” Which, unlike the famous brownie, does not make them happy at all. Because they were freed from performances, broadcasts and millions earned through back-breaking labor. Thank you, they weren’t arrested. Although they themselves hastened to impose penance on themselves. And now it was as if there was no glamorous pathos, fanned fingers, or hints of being chosen. And Sobchak very quickly announced that she was again launching a project to help displaced people from the Belgorod region. And then Kirkorov caught up. “Today I decided to donate my fee for participating in the TV project “New Year’s Mask” on the NTV channel to the residents of the city of Belgorod who suffered from the inhuman terrorist attack that occurred on New Year’s days,” the pope wrote, however, after Christmas, in his own Telegram channel -king. However, the monetary contribution will not be enough to earn forgiveness. Of course, you won’t have to prove your rethinking of life values ​​with blood, but with deeds, you are welcome. We are looking forward to Philip’s concert tour in new territories – after all, the people there have experienced so much that they deserve a holiday.

And so, of course, well done anyway. We remembered national unity and one main goal for all. It’s a pity, of course, that with half a kick and atonement… But it’s better this way than never.

And the owners of the Mutabor nightclub, where the scandalous party took place, went not just even further, but very far. Their representatives presented the relics of St. Nicholas the Wonderworker to the Church of the Sign of the Icon of the Mother of God at Sheremetyevo Yard on Christmas Day. The founder of the club, Mikhail Danilov, said that the relics were purchased from the Vatican with the businessmen’s own money. …True, in 2017 the Vatican published a document where it is written in black and white that commercialization (exchange of relics for some objects or money) and sale, as well as display of relics in inappropriate or profane places is absolutely prohibited… Lord, Are there really offers that even the Pope does not refuse?.. I remembered a joke: “Give the money back and still go to Hell!”

No, but what should we, us ordinary people, do with all this? Apparently, it’s worth going to the temple, venerating the relics of St. Nicholas the Wonderworker that appeared there in a more than miraculous way, and asking for another miracle. Namely: to bring Kirkorov, Lolita, Sobchak, the lead singer of the group “Puppies” Maxim Tesli, the rapper Vacio and various other bohemians to reason from above, so that they never fall into sin again. Not at all. Neither the sin of pride, nor the sin of acquisitiveness, nor the sin of shocking, especially stolen goods.

…Or let the dollar be fifty by the end of February.