“A mistake upon a mistake”: Volochkova was disgraced in the Investigative Committee due to terrible illiteracy

The ballerina found a lot of errors in her statement

Ballerina Anastasia Volochkova celebrates her 48th birthday in a not too happy mood. The dancer still doesn’t know who leaked her scandalous video with Nikita Dzhigurda to the Internet. However, Anastasia does not lose hope of finding out the name of this man. Volochkova has already turned to the Investigative Committee for help, striking everyone with her terrible illiteracy.

The ballerina hopes that investigators will help find the person who exposed her in an unsightly light on the Internet. Volochkova shared the details of what happened in a statement to the Investigative Committee. She has already posted it on her social networks, revealing problems with spelling. In the statement that Volochkova took to the Investigative Department of Krasnogorsk, there is an error upon an error.

As it turned out, Anastasia has big problems with both spelling and punctuation. The ballerina, for example, forgot (or did not know) that participial and participial phrases are separated by commas. There are also more serious errors in Volochkova’s statement. For example, she writes: “Nikita Borisovich is an outrageous person.”

The stress in this word falls on the third vowel. The second unstressed one raises doubts among many. You can’t check its spelling: you need to memorize it. But Volochkova, who herself is as shocking as anyone else, apparently has a short memory.

In the next sentence, Volochkova again makes mistakes. And two at once: both spelling and punctuation. “I suppose that he decided to somehow cheer me up and therefore lowered my trousers,” the ballerina writes, forgetting about the comma after the word “mood.”

I would also like to remind Nastya that the word “mood” is an inanimate neuter noun. Therefore, its ending depends on the case. In this case, Volochkova writes “i” instead of “e,” thereby revealing her problems with the declension.

At several points, Volochkova completely forgets to write letters at the end of words. “…did I see the video (forgot to add “o” – author).” But this, of course, can be attributed to the excitement of Anastasia, who, apparently, is terribly worried about the leaked “home video”.

In total, Volochkova made more than ten spelling and punctuation errors in a simple statement to the Investigative Committee. A clear overkill in all respects.

“It’s strange that Nastya did not show the application before submitting it to a competent person who could correct her mistakes,” they write on the Internet. – This can be considered as disrespect for law enforcement officers.

However, despite her illiteracy, Volochkova plans to initiate a criminal case under the article of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation “Violation of privacy”, to find and punish the perpetrators to the fullest extent of the law.