The intimate problems of the English crown have worried the nation: one diagnosis is worse than the other

Something strange is happening in the English royal family. It’s as if Elizabeth the Second, who herself had never taken a sick leave in 75 years, except when she gave birth to four children, suddenly jinxed all the other members of the BCS. As soon as she died, everyone immediately began to get sick.

And now Charles the Third has already left to treat his prostate, temporarily skimping on his direct responsibilities. The public announcement of his diagnosis, which his mother never allowed, happened for a reason, but to encourage other English gentlemen to check their household – what’s the point of being shy if the king himself has such problems?

Unlike her father-in-law, Kate Middleton, or rather the protocol service of Kensington Palace, the residence of the Welsh, announced that she was undergoing serious surgery and asked not to discuss her private life, so as not to traumatize her children. Like, no big deal, planned abdominal surgery. Kate is one of the biggest workaholics of BCS, but she plans not to appear in public until March 31 – right up to the Anglican Easter.

It is unlikely that Princes George and Louis, as well as Princess Charlotte, understand Russian, so we can guess what the Princess of Wales is sick with without fear that they will find out about it.

At first, it was discussed in local chats that this could be a regular lift. As you know, the former queen did not favor radical cosmetology and forbade other relatives from doing anything with their appearance, but now Elizabeth is gone, and nothing prevents her from rejuvenating, especially since Kate, who has an ideal figure, has lost a lot in her face and looks from constant weight loss older than her just-turned 42.

Yes, beauty requires sacrifice. But probably not so much if Prince William also went on sick leave to care for his wife. Next on the list is the heir to the throne.

And here the subjects got a little lost. Because it doesn’t happen that everyone falls ill at once, and there is no way to cancel or reschedule surgical interventions until later, and then they announced that the Duchess of York, who is formally the ex-wife of the disgraced Prince Andrew, although she lives with him, was diagnosed with aggressive form of melanoma. And this was after she was diagnosed with breast cancer a few months ago. It seems that someone has really jinxed them all… And then you can’t help but remember the African roots of the wife of Prince Harry, who now lives in the USA, who had a fight with all his relatives. Was it possible without voodoo witchcraft?

Who remained on the farm – or rather, on the throne? Believe it or not, this is a woman again – the eldest of the healthy and not disgraced members of the BCS, Princess Anne, Charles’s sister.

Unlike Russia, where leaders do not get sick at all until they pass away, England has a fairly public system in this regard, and citizens, of course, have the right to know exactly where their taxes allocated for the maintenance of the royal family are going. By the way, it’s not such a large amount per year, it turns out if you divide it by each Englishman – only 1.74 pounds sterling, as calculated by the same British media. Moreover, the royal family annually brings much more to the budget – from 250 million pounds sterling. This includes advertising, tourists, income from royal assets, and profits from companies selling clothes worn by Kate or Princess Charlotte (it’s not for nothing that the Princess of Wales often chooses democratic English brands, accessible to the majority, for herself and her daughter).

Therefore, the grumbling of opponents of the monarchy, who believe that the Windsor family is eating them up, and therefore it is necessary to urgently overthrow everyone and establish a republic, is, at a minimum, unfair. At most it is unprofitable. Let’s look at Russia.

And yet, what is the Princess of Wales sick with? And isn’t the prostate of the king, who is not very popular among the people, just a way to divert attention from the real serious problems of the public’s favorite?

“As a doctor, I can assume that Kate Middleton looks like a person possibly suffering from cholelithiasis. Most likely, she will have to undergo laparoscopic removal of the gallbladder,” one of the Russian-speaking doctors working abroad expressed her assumptions. She asked that her last name not be disclosed.

The doctor noted that the princess’s excessive thinness and her passion for various diets, which have been reported more than once, may not have passed without a trace.

“Then the keto diet, before that the Dukan diet. She is constantly tossed from side to side, and it is possible that we are talking about mood swings or even hidden depression. Katherine is extremely slender, even thin – with a height of 1.75 m, she weighs 48 kilograms, this is practically anorexia, it is known that because of these problems, she had to give birth to her last son by caesarean section,” the doctor added.

She noted that the English press also contained information about problems with the mood swings of the wife of the heir to the throne. Although in public Kate is usually so smiling and always cheerful. Of course, she is the embodiment of the fairy tale about Cinderella, who married the prince.

But Kate’s mother-in-law, the legendary Princess Diana, also suffered from depression, which ultimately led to disorders in her psyche and gastrointestinal tract. Charles’s first wife famously suffered from bulimia, an eating disorder in which a person induces vomiting after overeating. Apparently, it’s not so easy to live with these Windsor men, whether for love or not.

In general, the only one the “firm” (as the British royal family is sometimes called) can be relied on at the moment is 73-year-old Anna, hardworking and responsible. The Princess Royal helped her mother Elizabeth II until her death and is well aware of royal duties. She does not have a prostate, and she is not Cinderella, so Monomakh’s hat is not heavy. The king’s younger brother, the Prince of Edinburgh, Prince Edward, plans to assist her.

And I feel sorry for the kings, of course… That’s how hard their life is. Almost the same as us mere mortals.