Elon Musk’s striped eggs: the real reason for the failure of the attack on Crimea was explained

Should the billionaire be considered a secret ally of Russia?

Patriotic bloggers of all Rus’ have found a new hero. It became known from the just released biography of American billionaire Elon Musk. that he allegedly limited the Armed Forces of Ukraine’s access to the Internet from Starlink to prevent an attack on Crimea. He did this, however, not out of special love for our country, but “in order to prevent a nuclear strike from Russia.” But this was enough for fierce debate to begin in the Russian segment of the Internet: what rank does an American entrepreneur have in the KGB – colonel or major general.

The most prominent speaker was the main Russian blogger, Dmitry Anatolyevich Medvedev, who is also the Deputy Chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation. “Musk is the last adequate mind in North America. Or at least in gender-neutral America he has balls,” he wrote on his English-language account.

Well, Musk really does have balls. Still, three already ex-wives, five children and a series of constantly changing most gorgeous mistresses (sorry, partners). Of all of them, I personally like the singer Grimes the most. But for many – actress Amber Heard. But what color are Musk’s eggs? Yes, the usual, American one – the stars and stripes.

This is who Elon Musk certainly is not. So he is a secret agent of the Kremlin, opposing the aggressive American military.

Having launched 4 thousand Starlink satellites “so that people can watch Netflix and relax, go online to study and do good peaceful deeds,” Musk handed over 42 thousand satellite terminals to Ukraine after the start of the SVO. And I didn’t rush them too much with payment. And only when the debt reached many millions of dollars did he turn off 1,300 of them (3% of the total). And immediately turned it back on when the money arrived. And stable encrypted satellite communication on the battlefield was one of the main advantages of the Ukrainian troops at the beginning of the Northern Military District. And this is more important than all imported tanks and guns.

By the way, with the attack of Ukrainian drones on Crimea, everything also became clearer. Musk did not turn off Starlink over Crimea. He never worked there. Musk himself spoke about this. However, he added that he received an emergency request from the Ukrainian authorities to activate Starlink “all the way to Sevastopol.” But he refused to do it. So that his company is not involved in the “escalation of the conflict.”

But common sense dictates: not only the Musk campaign, but also the American side as a whole did not want to be involved in the escalation of the conflict.

Does anyone really think that a company that launches thousands of satellites into space is not connected with the American military-industrial complex and intelligence services? It was after the start of the SVO that it turned out that a large number of dollar millionaires are not Russian patriots. But Elon Musk is a patriot. Your country USA.

So there is no need to look for secret allies where there are none. Russia has only two allies – its army and navy.

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