The Germans are promised shampoo on coupons: one bottle for the winter

No, as such, there will be no similarity of coupons, as we remember them, printed sheets, in which there is a unit of the prescribed goods, in Germany (obviously, for the sake of saving paper).

But on the other hand, German pharmacies will record the data of shampoo buyers so that someone does not accidentally cheat and buy more. By the way, this innovation applies only to pharmacies – in stores, you can safely buy all cosmetics for yourself further.

But pharmacies sell expensive brands from 20-50 euros to infinity for a product, and not a mass market for the crowd.

And the point is not at all in the shortage of cosmetic products, but in environmental protection (since the greens are pushing the innovation) and, of course, in saving expensive fuel.

“Because excessive showering unnecessarily increases hot water consumption and shampoo is regularly used when washing hair, pharmacies have to limit sales,” according to the apotheke-adhoc website.

This plan was developed by the Minister of Economy, I’m sorry, Economy Robert Habek. Among other things, he is also responsible for climate issues in the government. Very economical – two in one.

The economy, according to Habek, should be economical. Therefore, recently the Germans have been offered to give up excesses. When a friend of mine from Berlin told me the other day that her teenage son now bathes twice a week “to please Habek,” I at first thought it was some kind of stupid joke.

Refused, no. Moreover, the citizens of Germany are offered to give up many other small joys. For example, in shop windows there will no longer be adorable models of toy trains running around – a favorite German pastime to watch them. “This too needs to be ended” because these mini trains also consume too much energy, running back and forth without stopping for many years and without any reason.

Such popular customer calendars are being canceled, and their distribution to pharmacies is prohibited. And for what from to distribute? Still, the New Year will not bring anything good.

Indeed, why? Why cakes when you can fully eat black bread. Why light in apartments. After all, you can go to bed early without spending money on light bulbs.

Why washing machines and harmful chemical powder. You can just carry the laundry to the river and beat it against the icy water until it becomes clean. It’s also environmentally friendly. Although, probably, you can easily catch a cold – and again you will have to drag yourself to the pharmacy for medicines.

By the way, when the outside temperature is below 20°C, only five people can enter or leave the doors at the same time during the cold season. No, the coronavirus has nothing to do with it. After all, due to the fact that people constantly open / close the doors, too much heat is lost.

According to Habek’s definition, work in a pharmacy is considered moderate physical and mental activity, so the maximum temperature of 16 ° C should be set in the premises itself. Obviously, if it gets warmer there, people will get mad and go crazy. And the cold invigorates and strengthens the mind.

“Very close cooperation creates a sense of team and is extremely warm,” German journalists are already joking.

In general, one gets the impression that German legislators urgently need to lower the temperature of the environment in which they are located so that they urgently come to their senses.

Because while their know-how, in all seriousness discussed in society and published in the authoritative media, seem to be some kind of delirium of a madman. Or is it the intrigues of enemies, waiting that sooner or later the angry Germans will lose their temper and take to the streets – to strike for the return of toy trains and their right to have a clean head.

And the first to suffer in this case will be those very economical German politicians who will fly out of their chairs.

Or do they not know how the total deficit in the Soviet Union ended?