Biden is trying to sell a “new world order” very inexpensively

The old one is already “exhausted”

On Sunday night, President Biden declared that “we need a new world order.” And using the logical techniques of a salesman of washing vacuum cleaners, he explained why. “We lived in the post-war period for 50 years and everything worked damn well, but it fizzled out. We need a new, new world order.”

The main thing for vacuum cleaner salesmen is to talk quickly and without stopping. So that the buyer does not have time to think about the meaning of the words and God forbid not to ask clarifying questions. Otherwise, even I would like to ask: “So, 50 years after the war, everything worked “damn well”, when America was not the only superpower. When the USSR did not allow her to satisfy all her wants. And everything “fizzled out” during the period of American permissiveness, when to invade Iraq it was enough to shake a test tube with an unknown substance on the UN podium.

But Biden is far away. He doesn’t hear questions. For what? When he already has ready answers. “America is a beacon for the whole world. And so it will be. As Madeleine Albright said, “We are an indispensable nation. We help people around the world maintain hope. We are the United States of America, and there is nothing we cannot do.”

In general, there is no alternative. Everything must be made only in the USA. This is a guarantee of quality: “an irreplaceable nation.” Could it really be replaced by some Chinese fake? This is not a purchase for one season, but for a long time: “The decisions we make today will determine the future for decades to come.”

And saving here is more expensive for yourself. We are not rich enough to buy cheap things. Although the price, frankly speaking, is ridiculous for such a valuable thing as a brand new, brand new “world order” with a guarantee for decades. In total, taking into account discounts for good measure, 100 billion dollars.

This is only in appearance an amount greater than 100 billion. I won’t even tell you how many zeros there are… Ah… Only nine. So, compared to the American total national debt, this is just nonsense. 33 and a half trillion is twelve zeros. And this national debt is growing at a rate of 5.2 billion per day. Just think, an extra 20 days and a new “world order” in your pocket. And there are “four in one”: here you have the containment of Putin, and a victorious Israel, and a rock-solid Taiwan, and a wall on the border with Mexico.

And don’t believe any upstart journalists, Tucker Carlson, who believe that 100 nine-zero dollars could pay for a two-year college education for every young American or treat and feed all Americans with cancer for 5 years.

Treating, teaching and feeding is not Order. Order is something completely different.